How to do Jihad for Allah

The Wahhabi asked, O sheikh – may god give you martyrdom and virgins in paradise – I want to do a suicide operation. And I asked Sheikh Abu Dimaa Algasab, who said to me:

We invented a new and unprecedented way in executing a suicide mission by inserting explosive capsules in your rectum (the buttocks hole). To get trained to this jihadist way you must accept to be sodomized in order to enlarge your rectum so the explosive capsules can fit in it.

My question – may god be merciful with you – should I allow one of my jihadist brothers to sodomize me if the intention is good and the goal is jihad?

The Sheikh thanked and praised god and said: Sodomy is forbidden and not allowed, but jihad takes priority because it makes Islam dominant and if the dominance of Islam cannot be achieved except with sodomy, then it is Ok. The rule is “necessities permit the forbidden”; and what must be done to achieve a goal becomes a duty. And after you are sodomized you must ask god for forgiveness and praise him. Rest assured my son, that god resurrects the jihadist in the judgement day according to their intentions and your intention is – god willing – the victory of Islam.

The purpose is to kill the unbelievers. This is the truth. The truth is ugly.

What more can I say.


About David Robinson

REVISED: David Robinson is an Author and Journalist living in the mid-coast area of Maine. He is a Graduate and Alumni of the Brunswick Police Academy. He served as a JUROR seated on the Cumberland County, Maine, Grand Jury for the first four-month session of 2014. Publisher Robinson served 3 months of a 4-month sentence for Conspiracy to defraud the United States, at the FCI Berlin minimum security Satellite Camp in Berlin New Hampshire, as retaliation after he and a friend sued the IRS, unsuccessfully, for Unfair Trade Practices, under Title 15 of the US Code. +++ Maine Lawsuit Against The IRS: For Unfair Trade Practices ( +++ Failure to File & Conspiracy: United States vs. Messier & Robinson - No. 2:14-cr-00083-DBH ( +++ On Appeal from the United States District Court for the District Court of Maine / REPLY BRIEF OF ROBINSON ( +++ Books by David E. Robinson (
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